A woman and a baby were in the doctor

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Post 1 by DrunkenMonkey (Account disabled) on Monday, 02-May-2005 19:29:48

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the
doctor to
come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the
baby, checked
his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was
breast-fed or bottle-
fed?

"Breast-fed" she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts
for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, he said, "No wonder this baby is
underweight. You
don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 03-May-2005 9:30:34

good 1 grin...

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 04-May-2005 18:12:22

ive heard that one before, but its great!

Post 4 by Inesle1987 (Account disabled) on Sunday, 08-May-2005 16:12:00

Lol!! Great one!

Post 5 by brandi (Account disabled) on Sunday, 08-May-2005 20:54:02

That is good for a couple laughs

Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Tuesday, 10-May-2005 14:23:13

*snort* that's fantastic! Hee hee

Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:05:53

lol

Post 8 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Saturday, 21-Oct-2006 23:07:28

I've heard that one before..:)